Colorful Reviews - Back Again For The First Time

Dear readers,

I’ve been on a hiatus, this is true, but hopefully the hardcore readers are still around and now we can have some good fun and get down and dirty.

I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you.

I’ve become bored with romance novels. I told a friend this and she said that I should begin writing. But I can barely maintain a blog, let alone plot a decent story, and while some are happy with submitting, editing and publishing lukewarm to crappy shit, I prefer not to pollute the earth with my wanna-be dreams. So, alas, dear readers, I will not become a writer. But never fear, I will begin maintaining my blog on a more regular basis with more reviews.

So there you go, some good news and bad some news. You can decipher which is which. Ok, let’s go…

Solaine

Hi readers!

I’ve been away for a couple of days and will be away until Saturday, June 17. I will check email and will reply as I can, which may be before but certainly will be after June 17. Mommy is in town and I am showing her around. We’ll be going away for a couple of days, specifically to the Northern Province to a game park to see the “Big 5.” I’ll post some pics when I return. Now that finals are over and winter break is in sight, I’ve been taking some time away from the G4 (Powerbook that is). But you want some reviews, you say?

Books reviews I will post upon my return (in no particular order):

Hell Kat by Vivi Anna

All U Can Eat by Emma Holly

Wolf Tales by Kate Douglas

101 Degrees Fahrenheit by Eva Gale

Leaving Mama by Bobbie Cole

Wishes by Stella and Audra Price

And some random quickies that I’ll get into while away for a couple of days.

Don’t forget that June is “Read a Quickie” month and to entice you to do so, I’ll have an impromptu fun contest. Send me a review of an erotic romance ebook quickie and I will choose among them and post a couple when I return. If I pick your review to post, then I’ll send you something fun in the mail from my vacationing (no matter where in the world you are). I won’t be editing your review, so please check it over, I’ll only post those which are ready to go and have something good to say so be honest and use spell check. Have fun!

Regards, Solaine

My TBR pile (click for larger image)

Solaine likes print books, too!

Karen sums it up quite nicely - CJ Hollenbach does NOT do it for me. And he looks a little suspect with his head back, eyes closed, feeling the heat from the florescent light as the sun goes down, hmmm…

Bam reviews Bonnie Dee’s Bone Deep. Makes me wanna pick it up.

Solaine and Amiga review Jan Springer’s Colter’s Revenge via AIM:

Solaine (S), Amiga (A)

S: whats up? did you read this story? umm, colter’s revenge by jan springer
this woman gets infected with the X-Virus which makes her submissive to men *rolls eyes*

A: i hated that story

S: that story is so stupid

A: i know i hated it

S: Shit makes me think my niece could write a novel
what kinda line is this: “Another command. The submissive feeling washed over her again. This time she didn’t bother to fight it. She needed all her strength to do what he’d just told her to do.“
the submissive feeeling washed over her?
like passed over her, she was annointed with the feeling
because of the virus

A: i know
it was horrible
i can’t say it enough

S: ugh
how does this person get a contract?

A: the thing is, i’ve never liked the books in this series
never
the first one made you think it was going to be a threesome
but they run away to live on a boat

S: hahaha
this is a series?

A: yes
it’s horrible

S: ok, he is now inserting ginger root into her canals for sexual pleasure
*sucks teeth*
I am done, going to bed

A: k, night

Kensington Publishing has finally taken the plunge into eBook publishing. Each month we are selecting titles from amongst our offerings of romance, mysteries, thrillers, gay fiction, erotica and general non-fiction. As we see the usage expand, we will continue to offer an even greater selection every month. Initially we started with making books available only in Adobe pdf formats; we are now expanding into Mobipocket and MS Reader as well.

Unlike many publishers we are pricing our eBooks several dollars less than the traditional book due to the savings in not having to physically print books. All of our files will be encrypted so that you are only able to download one copy of the book for yourself. This protects the author’s copyright of their book and insures that they receive their proper royalties on this emerging format of publishing.

We hope you’ll give eBooks a try. (via Kensington’s website)

Oh my word! I’m a fan of the ebook publishers, but it’s about time the print publishers begin tapping into the international ebook community. A greater reach of readership + less printing costs + lower prices = more readers purchasing your books. Kensington is starting out with a couple of titles a month, probably to test it out and see how popular this option is. As the success grows, they’ll offer more titles in ebook format. So go support ebook love and pick up a story today (or, like me, whenever you finally have money…).

All ebooks in Adobe PDF formats.

Browse the Aphrodisia line.

update: One of my astute author friends has informed me that ebooks have been available for a while now at Kensington and that around January, you could not purchase the ebooks outside of the US and Canada because Kensington didn’t negotiate worldwide electronic rights. I don’t see a notice up on Kensington’s site limiting the books to certain regions anymore, so hopefully they’ve resolved this issue. If not, you can always download the book off Amazon.com.

Hi happy ebook readers,

Well this colorful reviewer is excited to see the opening of Cobblestone Press mainly because the covers look great and the owners, Deanna Lee and Sable Grey are authors/artists with experience. However they need to work a bit on the website. I’m sure all the kinks will ironed soon, but I’ll be keeping my eye on this new epublisher. If anyone picks up any of these titles soon, let me know how it turned out.
Regards, Solaine

Dear Readers,

Yes, I’m a little late on this one, but better late than never, right?

I wasn’t able to attend this year’s RT Convention, and given the astronomical amount it costs to go, I’m not sure if I’ll ever attend one, but I love to see the pictures and put faces to names. Of course, Joy of Joyfully Reviewed was on top of her picture game! She has tons of great photos. My favorite one is of Dakota Cassidy giving Joy the tongue .Go check them out:

RT Pics at Joyfully Reviewed Chatting

Oh, and apparently Cheryl Holt named herself the reigning queen of erotic romance. Hmm, I feel a little miseducated since I’ve never read any of her books, is she really that popular?

Later, Solaine